“If the auto industry kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 miles per gallon” Bill Gates
In response to these comments, General motors released a press release stating:
If the Auto Industry had developed technology like microcomputer companies, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:
1. For no reason whatsoever your car would crash twice a day.
2. Every time they repainted the lines on the road you would have to buy a new car.
3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you would just accept this, restart and drive on.
4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn, would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.
5. Only one person at a time could use the car, unless you bought “Car95″ or CarNT.” But then you would have to buy more seats.
6. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, reliable, five times as fast, and twice as easy to drive, but would only run on five per cent of the roads.
7. The oil, water temperature and alternator warning lights would be replaced by a single “general car default” warning light.
8. The airbag system would say “Are you sure?” before going off.
9. Occasionally for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key, and grab hold of the radio antenna.
10. Car companies would require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of road maps, even though they neither need them nor want them. Attempting to delete this option would immediately cause the car’s performance to diminish by 50% or more.
11. Every time a car company introduces a new model car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.
12. You’d press the “start” button to shut off the engine.